MASTER OF THE MAT IS NEXT!

Revolution 217 – The SHOOT Project: Since 2001.

EP.: 217

DATE: 10.28.2024

ARENA: THE EPICENTER

Jason Johnson: We’re still feeling the fallout from The Hunt, Eryk, but perhaps no one is feeling it more personally or physically than our Heavyweight Champion Laura Seton.

Eryk Masters: Jason, no one involved in the… let’s just call them “events” that took place after the Hunt’s main event have been heard from directly since, but as Abigail and Mary showed us at Ruination, the fans have been buzzing ever since.

Jason Johnson: All I want to hear is how those women can live with herself after-

NO NO… NOTORIOUS. NOTORIOUS.

 

NO NO… NOTORIOUS!

A rush of dry ice rolls in like fog from the back, rolling onto the entrance platform and down the rampway. The crowd watches in awe as the voice of Simon Le Bon singing Notorious” by Duran Duran hits the speakers.

On cue, a blue spotlight also clicks on and reveals a smirking Ayumi Seppuku appearing out of the smoke — immediately drawing a chorus of boos from a majority of the fans in attendance, but several hoots and hollers can be heard as well.

Seppuku looks left to right as the song continues as additional spotlights, one by one, bathe the platform in a rainbow of color.

A stark red spotlight crackles to life to the left of Ayumi. Standing under it is a sleek form in a black trenchcoat with burnt, singed sleeves and coattails. The spotlight flashes brightly against her metallic red blouse, a sneering grin with blood red lips, the rest of her face covered with a silver, winged mask, those wings a burning, vibrant red. 

 

Judy-E “NEMESIS” DeMitri stands in a tall, almost preening pose, her head tilted down at such an angle her mask just barely forms a ‘beak’ in front of her.

RAIKO emerges next, the unmistakable Japanese hardcore icon and former Iron Fist champion, stretching her neck confidently as her jet black hair swooshes from side to side behind a golden demonic fox mask. The kimono she’s wearing, a tapestry of gold, black and white.

Then, finally, Belle Grante arrives in a pink deer mask and white trench coat flowing over a black shirt. Her mask looks cute at first, like one a young child would wear for Halloween, but the plastic looks melted, with strands of black and pink plastic dripping her neck, shoulders and chest. She leans forward and blows a kiss to the audience from behind the mask as the song fades out.

Ayumi turns to look at the women on the rampway with her before looking backward, gesturing. As she does, her fiancée, Zee, arrives, handing Ayumi a blue lion’s mask before moving off to the side, flanking the group that now numbers five as the house lights go back up and a hushed silence falls over the crowd.

Ayumi Seppuku: SHOOT Project, I will keep this short and to the point. I am not sorry for what happened to Laura Seton.

A vicious chorus of boos rise up from the silence  at the bluntness of her remarks.

Ayumi Seppuku: Oh fuck off. She’s not going to sleep with you. She’s off banging Mr. Wizard.

The vitriol from the crowd gets louder as Ayumi looks down at the lion mask and she laughs.

Ayumi Seppuku: I would have expected Laura Seton of all people — for all she says I’ve achieved to raise the profile of female wrestlers in SHOOT and beyond — to understand my grievances, even if she may not agree with them. But to fucking ask me for an apology?

Another round of boos roll through the arena, but this time it’s not clear if they are critiquing Ayumi or are, surprisingly, agreeing with her.

Ayumi Seppuku: Oh Laura… you think you’re hurting now? That’s just the physical pain. That can heal. That will heal. But to feel true emotional pain? The poking and prodding into your personal life? Being told you’re a liability; that you’re a monster? That doesn’t heal so easily Laura. Not for me and not for any of us. And if there is one thing we will not do — we will never do — Is apologize for who we are!

A dull, but legitimate roar of approval overtakes the boos of the crowd as the crowd dynamics begin to change. Ayumi hands her microphone over to Judy-E DeMitri who looks around the arena space with a mix of curiosity and disdain. 

 

Judy-E:  Ayumi Seppuku is a woman who’s spilt as much of her own blood, her own sweat, her own tears, as any other name in SHOOT Project. Through numerous iterations, numerous CEO’s, she was- she is an exemplary Soldier, more than most that chip that particular accolade out far more brazenly. While on excursion, I followed her closely, at first with joy because hell…there was one of my trainers, retaining her part in the Project. Watching her get pushed aside at the first sign of injury, when so many others were coddled and graced through their time here in this company … it just didn’t sit right.

 

Judy-E glares through the crowd. It’s hard to tell where her contempt truly lies, but she has plenty for everyone.

 

Judy-E: I’ve been itching to get back into the action, and Ayumi is the heart of the action that’s revolving in the Project today. I am happy…I am PROUD to be a part of this effort. Ayumi’s spark has roared into a raging, purifying inferno. I can’t wait to see what rises from its ashes.

 

Judy-E  hands the microphone off to RAIKO. There’s a mixed reception, as the last time The Shinigami was in SHOOT Project, it was as a beloved figure. Aligning with Ayumi is certainly drawing out a number of boos as she raises up the microphone, but cheers are also audible.

 

RAIKO: Būingu o abisete mo kamawanai. Watashi wa jibun no tame ni modottekita. Nakama no tame ni modotta. Kazoku no tame ni modotta. Fan no tame ni modotta n janai.

 

The jeering gets louder, most likely because the  vast majority of the audience can’t understand her. RAIKO rolls her visible eye. 

 

RAIKO: I speak English for now. Have point to make. Do not expect often. 

 

With these words the crowd does actually quiet down, most likely more out of curiosity than respect. 

 

RAIKO: I come back… to SHOOT Project.. for Ayumi-chan. I come back for Judy-E. I come back for Belle. I come back to make husband and children proud…

RAIKO pauses as Ayumi walks over to place a hand on her shoulder. She and leans in to whisper something to her colleague.

RAIKO:  But for self? For self I come back… for vengeance.

The HEXXX marks become more vocal, a small but audible pop heard through the crowd, while RAIKO continues to speak.

 

RAIKO: I win Redemption Rumble. But injured before title shot. Never receive. Sound familiar? Deal with casual racism and sexism whole time here. Sound familiar? See Ayumi get unfair treatment because she not do what she “supposed” to. Not who people think she need to be.

RAIKO looks over to Judy-E and Belle and then to Ayumi.

RAIKO: We not ask. We take. We all deserve more than what we get. Time to change. Do not care who try to get in way. Seton. Johnson. TrashCalibur. No one safe. Run. Hide. No escape. NO MORE! 


A pop emanates audibly from the earlier pocket of the area before the boos overtake them. of the arena as RAIKO nods in acknowledgement before handing the microphone to the deer-masked Belle Grant. The former Pop Punks member looks out into the crowd casually and confidently waiving  the microphone back and forth under the protruding snout of her mask.

Bellecose: It’s been a minute SHOOT Project… did you miss me?

Voice: SHOW US YOUR TITS!

The crude remark gets shouted anonymously from somewhere in the crowd nearby as Belle crouches down.

Bellecose: You first, sweetie.

The crowd laughs involuntarily as Belle leans backwards, laying flat on the rampway, looking up toward the ceiling. Her voice is almost like a cat’s purr.


Bellecose: I wish this felt more familiar… me, on my own, rolling off my opponent, sweaty and out of breath — both of us on our backs after a good, long, hard… match.

The crowd laughs even harder, but almost immediately, Belle slams the microphone against the ground with a loud crack, causing many in the crowd to jump in shock. The arena falls silent as she pauses, slowly sitting back up before rising to her feet, microphone in hand.

 

Bellecose: Don’t go all quiet on me now. I thought we were just getting comfortable… right?

 

She waits for a response but is met with silence. As she walks the microphone back over to Ayumi, she leans in for one last remark, her voice surprisingly gruff.

Bellecose: Maybe a little later then… when you’re feeling up to it.

Ayumi smirks as she takes the microphone, turning her attention out toward the crowd.

Ayumi Seppuku: Lars von Bremen chose to leave because he thought HEXXX was about me and my personal vendetta. And while, yes, this is deeply personal to me, it has never been about me. It’s been about “we.” It’s not just about us up here, it’s about you.

We live in a world that wants winners and losers. Heroes and villains. But it’s not that simple. We all end up in the same place at the end… so if the world is going to choose to hex us for who we are? Then WE choose to be HEXXXED.

Ayumi looks from side to side one last time as the electricity of the crowd seems ready to explode like a burst of lightning with no lightning rod to guide it.

Ayumi Seppuku: What will you choose?

The lights in the arena go dark as the four spotlights return to shine down on HEXXXED as a different song from before hits the speakers…

Out of the ruins

Out from the wreckage

Can’t make the same mistake this time.

Ghost’s cover of “We Don’t Need Another Hero” plays over the scene as Bellecose raises her fist to the air, followed by RAIKO, then Judy-E…

We are the children

The last generation

We are the ones they left behind


They turn to look at Ayumi, who reaches up and places the lion mask Zee had handed her earlier over her face and then joins in raising a fist to the ceiling in defiance.

And, I wonder when we are ever gonna change, change

Living under the fear, ’til nothing else remains


WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HEEEERO

WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THE WAAAAAY HOME.

All we want is life…

The song cuts early along with the spotlights, plunging the arena into total darkness as Revolution is set to begin.



BURKHALTER/HUESOS VS. MUERTE/WALKER

Tag Team Match

IN THE RING

GIVE US A REMATCH... BITCH

“Slum Planet” by 3TEETH hits the Epicenter’s speaker system and out walks Arthur Pleasant. Sans the SHOOT Project World Tag Team Championship.

 

 

“BOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

 

Jason Johnson: Ohoho BOY. This oughta be interesting!

 

Eryk Masters: Did you or anyone else really expect Arthur to not come out here and whine about what happened last night?

 

Jason Johnson: Not at all. But it’s gonna be interesting nonetheless!

 

The now former Tag Team Champion walks down the rampway indignantly. Fans point and laugh at Arthur, who ignores all attempts to get under his skin. Slowly rounding the corner, Pleasant immediately raises his hand, signaling for a microphone in the same manner he did last night on Ruination.

 

Eryk Masters: Not wasting any time, is he?

 

Tapping on the microphone’s black foam cover, Pleasant removes it angrily. Pounding the steel of the microphone, he does so until his theme music is silenced.

    

Arthur Pleasant: Alright, Real Deal. You got one over on us. On…me. Heh. You booked a main event, on the fly, and caught me right on the chin. What a reality check! You… you DID it! BRAVO! Congratulations on the power flex and reminding everyone watching who’s in charge of Project SPARTAN!  I’m sure all these fans out here enjoyed the comeuppance and seeing the greatest tag team in professional wrestling history fall flat on their face for the first time EVER.

 

The crowd absolutely roars at this. Not at Arthur’s words, but the inflection point of his anger within those very words. 

 

Arthur Pleasant: No, seriously. I really… hope… you enjoyed it. Because it’s the first… and LAST time you’ll ever see it happen.

 

Because I have an idea, Deal-io.

 

What if… just what IF the roles were somehow, ermmm, reversed? 

 

The quieting of the Epicenter is eerily present at this point.

 

Arthur Pleasant: What if someone forced YOU and your partner to defend YOUR championships on the fly in the main event? Hm? 

 

Some of the audience begins to cheer. Not at that awful Arthur Pleasant asshole, no. No way. Rather, they’re excited over the idea he’s planting in everyone’s brain like a mind flayer tadpole. 

 

Arthur Pleasant: You don’t have to, obviously. But, you will. Because like it or not? I know you. You and your pathetic ilk. Even if I don’t know you, I know enough of you to really know. You have all the power here, Joshua. You always have. Every time someone has ever stepped up to you and challenged your “power”, you’ve done it your way. The path to the emergency exit here is littered with the bones of the loud and brave. Because of that, that’s why you’ve become one of the most successful promoters of all time and in twenty-some years have watched all the other promoters fade away into obscurity, or at the very least a lampooning version of themselves who are still hanging on by a mere thread.

 

The Provocateur sits down in the lotus position.

 

Arthur Pleasant: So once you stop what you’re doing back there amidst the chaos, do what your insides are begging you to do: book it. Book the rematch you just know you’ll win. DO IT. Behind that famous fucking smirk of yours, knowing full well you’ve got me “right where you want me”, show everyone the “REAL” Real Deal…bitch.

 

He turns to the announce team.

 

Eryk Masters: Ruh roh.

 

Jason Johnson: Why is he looking at me…?

 

Arthur Pleasant: What do you think, Jace? Think he’ll buy that? Think he’ll take the bait? Think he’ll–

 

There’s a massive pop as Real Deal makes his entrance. The newly won SHOOT Project World Tag Team Title is slung over his shoulder, clasped shut by its dual-patterned golden buttons.

 

“REAL DEAL!” 

“REAL DEAL!”

“REAL DEAL!”

“REAL DEAL!”

 

Smirking his famous fucking smirk, he takes a microphone held in his hand and puts it to his mouth.

 

Real Deal: Done.

 

This time it’s Pleasant that’s smirking as the entire Epicenter becomes unglued over Real Deal’s simple two words.

 

Real Deal: …bitch.

 

Well, three words.

 

Jason Johnson: WOW!

 

Eryk Masters: A rematch?! For the World Tag Team Championship? ANOTHER SURPRISE MAIN EVENT?!

 

Jason Johnson: I fucking love it.

JACK O'GRADY VS. KAZNA MOROZOVA

SIN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP

Singles Match

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE VS. ATOMIC PUNKS

Singles Match

IN THE RING

LET THEM KNOW

Josh Johnson: All seven competitors are in the ring. This Premier Scramble is going to be WILD.

 

Eryk Masters: You’ve got powerhouses like Cormac and Archer, a guy like Austin Anderson looking to make a name for himself, two MONSTERS in Vito and Moriton, and wily veterans like Madison and Ria. It is impossible to guess who will win this or what is going to happ-

 

The lights…go…out! The crowd erupts.

 

OH

Jason Johnson: You were saying…

 

The lights come back up. CICADA stands in the middle of the ring, Premier Championship slung over his shoulder. He scans the ring, locking eyes with each competitor. Moriton has to be held back, Ria looks ready to fly off the handle, Vito locks eyes without fear, Cormac and Madison appear nonchalant in their confidence, and Austin and Archer just look ready to get to fighting. Once CICADA is satisfied, he heads to the ropes and exits the ring. At ringside, CICADA takes a chair and sits, placing the Premier Championship in his lap.

 

Eryk Masters: Well, it looks like the Premier Champion wants a front row seat to see who he faces at Redemption.

 

Jason Johnson: And every competitor just got a friendly reminder of what is on the line. Here we go!

PREMIER CONTENDERSHIP SCRAMBLE

Singles Match

IN THE RING

NOW THEY KNOW

Vito rises off the mat, screaming in victory. However, his celebration is short-lived, as he quickly turns his attention to the Premier Champion at ringside. CICADA stands, walking up the steel steps slowly. He stands on the apron and looks at Vito, motioning at the ring, silently asking “may I enter?” Vito nods, taking a step back and giving an exaggerated motion that says “come on in”. CICADA enters the ring and slowly walks over to Vito. He gets close, but not fully in Vito’s face. With the Premier Championship slung over his shoulder, CICADA offers his hand to Vito. Vito looks down at it, then back at CICADA, unsure of what to make of CICADA’s actions and mannerisms. 

 

Looking out at the fans, almost as if he’s taking a life line, he continues to show an uncertainty towards the intentions of the massive masked man in front of him.

 

Jason Johnson: CICADA offering a show of respect to Vito, who just went the absolute MILE in that match. 

 

Eryk Masters: After a showing like that, showing respect is certainly not undeserved. 

 

After a few more moments of silence and confusion, Vito decided for himself to shake CICADA’s hand. The two men nod at one another, Vito smiling. The eyes of the fans as unblinking as they’ve ever been.

 

Vito Valentino: That’s gonna be mine, paisan.

 

Vito pulls CICADA in, getting face to face, nose to nose, with the dangerous champion. There’s an uneasiness within the fans as Vito and CICADA are within mere inches from each other’s faces.

 

Vito Valentino: Welcome to the SmashShow.

 

CICADA nods, taking a step back. He releases the handshake, which Vito allows. CICADA slings the title off his shoulder and holds it high, getting right back in Vito Valentino’s face. Nothing is said, no further words are exchanged. CICADA shows no signs of fear. Vito shows no signs of fear.

 

Just two men, a big gold belt…

 

….and an untamed willingness to hurt set between them.

DEVIL'S ADVOCATES VS. THE BRASS (c)

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

Tag Team Match