Dear Shitfuck,

I am hoping that your owner reads this.  I do not think that you are reading.  Because you are stupid dog. 

So what if you win a match?  Now you are in the house of Matsumoto Jinpei, which is also house of Satan, because Pigpen evil person.  Pigpen full of midnite violence rock and roll.  You are not built for war. 

You are BAD DOG. 

You are terrible burden to a sweet angel on this shitting stain planet. 

You are not bad dog.  WORST DOG. 

You are going to suffering and bleed and piss in ring. 

You are TOILET SEAT with STUPID EARS.

I sharpen fork.  Knife.  Staple.  Kama.  I look at picture of you and spit on it and curse you.  I look forward to one day after all these matches when you are rot in ground and Maxine free to live and laugh and love.  She never having this because of BAD DOG.  But she is sweet soul, yes.  She take care of you even YOU DON’T DESERVE. 

ショーの途中であなたは死に始める。死は段階的に訪れる。最初はテーブル。次に椅子。そしてガラス。そして最後の死。そして葬儀も行われず、誰もあなたを悼むことも、誰も気に留めることさえない!墓石も、牧師も、棺桶もない。


Just wet mud that the hobo pisses on. 

Go fuck yourself. 

XOXO,
Pigpen Matsumoto, King of All Death

PS. You should feel bad.

PPS. Maxine, you are light of my days.